I feel so sorry for the guy next to me. He is trying to teach a girl about the classification of the plant kingdom. This girl is interested in anything but the empire of Archaeplastida. She wants to text. She wants to talk about her little cousin who is a ‘belieber’. She wants to have soup. @_@ Dear male person, I’ve been there. Oh, have I been there! Piece of advice: If she really wanted this, she would already have it. She’s a ‘trier’. My empathies.